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A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground, when he finally gets himself to the doctor.

He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancée is still a virgin in every way."

The doc said , "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week."

So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4-sided bandage, and wired it all together; an impressive work of art.

The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries, and on his honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he saw them.

She says, "You are my FIRST, no one has ever touched these breasts.”

He whips down his pants and says ... " Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
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mmmmmmmmmmm wishful thinking liar :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Now then... if it was toothpicks!! :lol: :twisted:
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Chuck wrote:Now then... if it was toothpicks!! :lol: :twisted:
:? OUCH!
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Yeah, I kinda like the thought of the rounded ends on the tongue depressors myself, even if they are a bit short ;) :lol:
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Thank goodness you put the word depressors in that sentence 8-)
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Not "half" paddle pop sticks ? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I reckon T1 might get all four splints out of one tongue depressor!
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Now, now Ray...... Margaret said I should boast because...... no.... that might have been shouldn't lie because I'm not Pinocchio… did he have a big one? I thought was some aussie actor was famous for his natural charm
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The 'Sixties satirical mag "Oz" once did a cartoon on Pinocchio... but it wasn't his nose that grew...
:? :? :lol:

Is it that to which you refer, T1?
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