12 high priests

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Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,
beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told
that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be
ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She
proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until
she got to the final priest, Carlo. Poor Carlo. As she danced, his bell
began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and
laid to rest in nearby foliage .

Embarrassed, Carlo quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He
bent over to pick it up...

And all the other bells started to ring.

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The bishops decided to give the Pope a treat for his 80th birthday, anything he wanted...

'Father, what would you like for your birthday?'

'My son, I would like a woman, a prostitute, sent to my quarters for a few hours. I've never had a woman before , but there are several conditions, firstly she must be blind.'

'Why must she be blind?'

'So she can't see that she is having sex with the pope.'

'Oh, anything else?'

'Yes she must be a deaf mute so she cannot identify me by my voice or go out into the world and tell people she has had sex with the pope.'

'OK, we will see what we can do'

'And one more thing..... she must have big tits....'

'Why must she have big tits..??'





'Because I like big tits..............'