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Swisslulu
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supersparky
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Re: Bums...
Chuck, You get the joke of the day award for that one. Might even get joke of the week. 
Cheers
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.
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RussellB[SA]
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Re: Bums...
Wife to husband:
Do these Jeans make my bum look fat?
Husbands response:
No dear its all the chocolates you stuff in your face that make your bum look fat!!!!!
Public notice:
Funeral Next week.
Do these Jeans make my bum look fat?
Husbands response:
No dear its all the chocolates you stuff in your face that make your bum look fat!!!!!
Public notice:
Funeral Next week.
Russell Barter from South Australia AKA "Death on Wheels"
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.
Mitsubishi Challenger towing a Jurgen 2406 Caravan. Its all about fun with friends travelling our great country.
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pet-els
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Re: Bums...
IRISHMAN IN THE ELEVATOR
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown"
The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him......The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me............... I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each.... and my name is Turner Brown"
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said,"Turn around!"
PeterH
A little Irishman gets into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little Irishman staring at him. He looks down and says: "7 ft tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown"
The little Irishman faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him......The big guy says, "What's wrong with you?" In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you just say to me?"
The big dude says, "Well, I saw your curious look and I figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me............... I'm 7 ft tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each.... and my name is Turner Brown"
The Irishman says:
"Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus.........I thought you said,"Turn around!"
PeterH
PeterH