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A young woman from Aberystwyth
Took grain to the mill to get grystwyth.
The miller's son Jack
Laid her flat on her back,
And united the organs they pystwyth.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Just browsing - Harry Seymour's version follows
There was a young man from Aberystwyth
and another young man from Aberwstwyth
they went down to Neath
for a drink in the heath
and picked up two girls to get pystwyth.