Two Different Dr,s

Place your jokes in this section. A little naughty will be tolerated but please no really vulgar ones!!! If you might be offended it may be better to bypass this section!!!
User avatar
norman
Posts: 1967
Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2012 1:14 pm
Location: Home Base...Paeroa.NZ OZ Base. Where ever we happen to be.......

Two Different Dr,s

Post by norman »

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint?
Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has
A time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,
Then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for
Another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.

Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
User avatar
Dot
Posts: 24723
Joined: Fri Nov 23, 2012 6:12 pm
Location: Strathalbyn SA
Been thanked: 37 times

Re: Two Different Dr,s

Post by Dot »

And usually the senior cit snuffs after a couple of weeks and the golden boy is back to sniffing all and sundry.. :lol:
Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.

Return to “Joker's Palace”