Both of them ?

[pet-els]

Paddy has a broken leg and his mate Mick comes over to see him. Mick says, "How're ya doin?"

Paddy says, "Okay, but do me a favor mate, run upstairs and get me slippers, me feet are freezin’."

Mick goes upstairs and sees Paddy's gorgeous 19-year-old twin daughters lying on the bed.



He says, "Your dad sent me up here to have sex with both of you."

They say, "Get away with ya.... prove it!"

Mick shouts downstairs, "Paddy, both of ‘em?"

Paddy shouts back, "Of course, both of ‘em! What's the point of just one?"

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Mick boasting again