A tough old sheep farmer from Scotland gave
some good advice to his granddaughter.
He told her that the secret to a long life
was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder onto her porridge every
morning.
The grand daughter followed this dictum
religiously until her death at the venerable age of
103.
She left behind 14 children, 30
grandchildren, 45 great grandchildren, 25 great great grandchildren
and a forty foot hole where the crematorium used to
be.
The wonders of porridge
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norman
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The wonders of porridge
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.