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JUST IMAGINE..

If you had bought $1,000.00 of Qantas shares one year ago,

you would have $49.00 today!

If you bought $1,000.00 AIG shares one year ago,
you would have $33.00 today!

If you bought $1,000.00 worth of Lehman Brothers shares

one year ago, you would have $0.00 today!

BUT.... if you purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year

ago, drank all the beer, then returned the aluminium cans for recycling


YOU WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $214.00

SO BASED ON THE ABOVE, THE BEST CURRENT INVESTMENT PLAN IS TO DRINK HEAVILY AND RECYCLE!


AND DID YOU KNOW...

A recent study found that the average Aussie walks 900 MILES A YEAR

Another study found that Aussies drink on average 22 GALLONS OF ALCOHOL A YEAR

THAT MEANS ON AVERAGE, AUSSIES GET .....

41 MILES TO THE GALLON.

MAKES YOU PROUD TO BE AN AUSSIE DOESN'T IT