What Religion is a Bra?

[Dot]

A man walked into the ladies department store and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said:


"I'd like to buy a bra for my wife”.


"What type of bra ?" asked the saleslady.


"Type ?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type ?"

"Look around" said the saleslady, as she pointed to a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from," explained the saleslady.

Relieved, the man asked about the ‘types’ of Bras.


The saleslady replied:

"There are the 'Catholic', 'Salvation Army', 'Presbyterian' and the 'Baptist' types.


Which one would you prefer ?

Now totally bewildered, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady replied, "It is all really quite simple”.

There are:

The Catholic type, they supports the MASSES


The Salvation Army type that lifts the FALLEN


The Presbyterian type that keeps them STAUNCH & UPRIGHT

And finally:

The Baptist type that makes MOUNTAINS out of MOLEHILLS.

Now continued the Saleslady: “Have you ever wondered why there are so many Bra sizes; A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G and not forgetting H.

These are the letters used to define bra sizes.

Now in addition you may have wondered why the ‘letters’ and what they stand for, so let me explain:

{A} = Almost Boobs...

{B} = Barely there...

{C} = Can't Complain !...

{D} = Damn !...

{DD} = Double damn !...

{E} = Enormous !...

{F} = Fake...

{G} = Get a Reduction...

{H} = Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !...



Finally the man turned and left being totally confused, but glad he was a MAN !





Oh, They forgot the German bra:

Holtzemfromfloppen

[supersparky]

I heard a story a few years ago that the HESTIA brand was an acronym for Holds Every Sized Tit In Australia. But I can't confirm if it's true or not.

[Dot]

Yep I was told that Hestia gag around 49yrs ago from a door to door fella that flogged that brand and it is true, I started out with a scrambled egg size, went to a poached egg then exploded to a bloody emu egg so yes I would say it is true:)

[T1 Terry]

Then there's the guy trying figure out cup size for his wife,
the assistance say
"Watermelons? "
Not really
"Rockmelons?"
No, not really
"Grapefruit?"
No....
"Eggs??"
Yeah eggs, fried

[supersparky]

Is that like bee stings?

[Chuck]

Don't forget these two options:

O. Over the shoulder boulder holder, &

U. Upper decker flopper stopper!

You're welcome.

[Newcastle George]

Full or empty milk jugs.

George