"tanks" flight to NSW

[Keith Morris]

"tanks" here---
Airline bookings and flights confirmed.
I am awaiting confirmation on giving "Russell" a flight.

I have booked myself on Virgin flight VA-676 Perth/Melbourne, departing Perth at 05:05 am on WEDNESDAY 14th January,
and then I am booked on flight VA-1593 Melbourne /Newcastle on 14th January, to arrive in Newcastle at 1:55 pm.
It sounds like a long day ahead.
The airline only have two places for dogs on the flight out from Perth and I am wait-listed with"Russell".
The airline clerk was not hopeful on getting him on the plane as very few people cancel their pet bookings.
It looks like "Russell" will have to remain in Perth while I am Interstate.

ATTN: NEWCASTLE GEORGE:-
Get ready for a few visits to the Bowling Club for lunch/dinner and a few of the acceptable liquids.

I envisage a trip to ALDI Stores [just down the road from N-Georges residence] to stock up on essentials for the trip back to WA.
I will have to purchase a few creature comforts, some road-clothes from an Op Shop saucepans, frying pan, kettle, crockery and some knives/forks/spoons, coffee mugs, sleeping bag, etc. as I will fly over with minimal gear to keep the excess baggage costs down. PLUS: I can't drive around the Country with nothing in the Sprinter.

Well folks; another adventure in the making coming up in the TANK with "tanks" at the wheel.
With two new tyres on the back wheels of the Sprinter I have to get some mileage on the beast to get value out of the investment; and what better way than to drive some 5,000 km across Australia and visit friends along the way.
Keith.

[Dot]

OMG you don't let the grass grow under your feet do you?? I also have a bone to pick with you when we catch up next. G told me your secret Grrrrrrrr

[BernieQ2]

Don't tell us he's pregnant?
Bernie.

[Dot]

Don't tell us he's pregnant?
Bernie.

he will be wishing he was

[Keith Morris]

Don't tell us he's pregnant?
Bernie.

he will be wishing he was

"tanks" here---'
I've been screwed by that many Fuel stops lately It would'nt surprise me.
Keith

[generdawg]

Don't tell us he's pregnant? Bernie.

It's Russel, he's going to be the father of a bunch of kits.

dawg (the ruse with the cat was just a red herring for show )

[Dot]

Sounds like Tanks visited that service station where those aliens landed and thought the pump hose was their huh ums

[BernieQ2]

Stop talking metaphors Dot whats a huh ums?
Bernie.

[Dot]

Not known for using the correct words I shall surprise and shock you all
huh-ums = PENIS
now I am in shock and have to go lay down

[BernieQ2]

Normal position????
Better stop afor I get in trouble.
Bernie.