> gold medal against Ivan , the Russian champion . Before the final match , the Irish
> wrestler's
> trainer came to him and said " Now , don't forget all the research we've
> done
> on this Russian . He's never lost a match because of this ' pretzel '
> hold he has . It ties you up in knots . Whatever you do , do not let him get
> you in that hold ! If he does , you're finished . " The Irishman nodded in
> acknowledgment .
> As the match started , the Irishman and the Russian circled each other
> several times , looking for an opening . All of a sudden , the Russian
> lunged forward , grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in the dreaded pretzel
> hold . A sigh of disappointment arose from the crowd and the trainer buried
> his face in his hands , for he knew all was lost . He couldn't watch the
> inevitable happen . Suddenly , there was a long , high pitched scream , then
> a cheer from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch
> the Russian go flying up in the air . His back hit the mat with a thud and
> the Irishman collapsed on top of him , pinning him down and winning
> the match ! ! The trainer was astounded . When he finally got his wrestler
> alone , he asked , " How did you ever get out of that hold ? No one has
> ever done that before ! ! ! "
> The Irishman answered , " Well , I was ready to give up when he got me
> in that hold , but at the last moment I opened my eyes and saw this pair of
> testicles right in front of my face . I had nothing to lose so with my last
> ounce of strength , I stretched out my neck and bit those babies just as
> hard as I could ... "
> The trainer exclaimed , " That's what finished him off ? ? "
> " Not really " , answered Paddy , " but you'd be amazed how
> strong you get when you bite your own balls ... ! ! ! "
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