Aussie Romance

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Aussie stockman and his wife had just got married and found a quiet
hotel for their wedding night.

The man approached the front desk and asked for a room. He said,
'We're on our honeymoon and we need a nice room, with a good strong bed."

'We have many suites', then the clerk winked, 'You want the 'Bridal'?'

The drover reflected on this for a moment and then replied,


'Nah, I reckon not. I'll just hold onto her ears until she gets used
to it.'