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A balding, white haired man from Sherman Oaks in

California, walked into a jewelry store in a local mall this

past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side.

He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for

his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and

brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to

see something more special.'

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock

and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at

only $40,000' the jeweler said. The lady's eyes sparkled

and her whole body trembled with excitement.

The old man seeing this said, 'We'll take it.'

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and

the man stated, 'By cheque. I know you need to make

sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you

can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll

pick up the ring Monday afternoon.'

On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned the

old man and said, 'There was only $25 in your account.'

'I know', said the old man, 'But let me tell you about

MY GREAT WEEKEND!'



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