Brisbane job interview...

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Brisbane job interview...

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A man went to a Wickham Terrace Specialist in Brisbane, having seen an advert for a Gynaecologist Assistant.
Knowing that nowadays, job advertisers aren't able to discriminate against the applicant's gender, he
was very interested, so he went in and asked the secretary for details.

She retrieved the file and read to him:

"This job entails preparing ladies for the Gynaecologist. You will be responsible for helping them out of their underwear, laying
them down and carefully washing their private areas, applying shaving foam to the necessary parts and removing all unwanted foliage,
and finally, you'll be required to rub in soothing oils, in preparation for the Gynaecologist's examination.”

Then she told him “The annual salary is $65,000 and if you're interested, you'll have to go to Gympie ".

"My goodness!", exclaimed the man, "Is that where the job is?".

She answered...



"No , that's where the end of the queue is..." :lol: :lol: :lol:
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I can think of nothing worse apart from prawns
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Dot wrote:I can think of nothing worse apart from prawns
Off prawns at that....
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Dot wrote:I can think of nothing worse apart from prawns
Good on ya Dot. Up until a very short time ago prawns were very high on my yummo list.
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Dot wrote:I can think of nothing worse apart from prawns
Yeah, I agree... it's a farqueue! :twisted:
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Hi, all.

How far is Gympie from Maroochydore?
See you on the back roads,
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Much tooooo far Shonky
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