Sheds of Grey

[RussellB[SA]]

Fifty Sheds Of Grey

We tried various positions – round the back, on the side, up against a wall...

but in the end we came to the conclusion the bottom of the garden was the only place for a good shed.



She stood before me, trembling in my shed.

“I’m yours for the night,” she gasped, “You can do whatever you want with me.”

So I took her to Bunning’s.



She knelt before me on the shed floor and tugged gently at first, then harder until finally it came.

I moaned with pleasure. Now for the other boot.



Ever since she read THAT book, I’ve had to buy all kinds of ropes, chains and shackles.

She still manages to get into the shed, though.



“Put on this rubber suit and mask,” I instructed, calmly.

“Mmmm, kinky!” she purred.

“Yes,” I said, “You can’t be too careful with all that asbestos in the shed roof.”



“I’m a very naughty girl,” she said, biting her lip. “I need to be punished.”

So I invited my mum to stay for the weekend.



“Harder!” she cried, gripping the workbench tightly. “Harder!”

“Okay,” I said. “What’s the gross national product of Nicaragua?”



I lay back exhausted, gazing happily out of the shed window.

Despite my concerns about my inexperience, my rhubarb had come up a treat.



“Are you sure you can take the pain?” she demanded, brandishing stilettos.

“I think so,” I gulped. “Here we go, then,” she said, and showed me the receipt.



“Hurt me!” she begged, raising her skirt as she bent over my workbench.

“Very well,” I replied. “You’ve got fat ankles and no dress sense.”



“Are you sure you want this?” I asked. “When I’m done, you won’t be able to sit down for weeks.”

She nodded.

“Okay,” I said, putting the three-piece suite on eBay.



“Punish me!” she cried. “Make me suffer like only a real man can!”

“Very well,” I replied, leaving the toilet seat up.

[Dot]

Very good Russell, very good

[BruceS]

hahahahaha who invited this clown to the website?

Bet it was that idiot BruceS?

Wait till I catch up with him!!!

[Dot]

Yeah you can say that again, bloody twat

[dapope]

I pinched it for my facebook, the better half has just finished reading the book

[T1 Terry]

I pinched it for my facebook, the better half has just finished reading the book

Well that explains the new rig then, no place to hang the leather gear and that swing seat in the other rig eh... that'll get Dotties attention

T1 Terry

[Dot]

Terry you know I am not into those things with other people Oh ye of little faith

[dapope]

I pinched it for my facebook, the better half has just finished reading the book

Well that explains the new rig then, no place to hang the leather gear and that swing seat in the other rig eh... that'll get Dotties attention

T1 Terry

Course there was Just gotta be inventive!!