Ancestry Vincent Van Gogh

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Ancestry Vincent Van Gogh

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FAMILY TREE OF VINCENT VAN GOGH (pronounced as Van GO)

Who thinks up these things!!!!!!!!!!!!


His dizzy aunt ----------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes------------------------------- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------ Stop N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ---------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle -------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin --------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

The Mexican cousin's American half-brother ----------Gring Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach --------------- Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt -------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle -------------------------------------- Flamin Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------ Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew ----------------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco -------------------------------------- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in an RV --- Winnie Bay Gogh

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Who thinks up these things?? ----- Someone with more imagination than you and I, Peter.

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funny
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Great that was :) :)
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Winnie Bay Gogh...
I like that!
:lol: :D :lol:
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