PINK CURTAINS
A Blonde goes to Spotlight to buy curtains. She says to the salesman,
'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.'
The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains.
He shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs.
The blonde promptly replies, 'Seventeen inches.'
'Seventeen inches ?' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for ?'
The blonde says, 'They aren't for a room, they are for my new computer monitor.'
The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains !'
The blonde says, 'Hellllooooooooo .... mine has Windoooooows.......'
pink curtains
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Re: pink curtains
At least it would cover all the white correction fuild marks on the screen 
Surely they could have sold her a nice wallpaper to put on the screen while she wasn't using it
T1 Terry
Surely they could have sold her a nice wallpaper to put on the screen while she wasn't using itT1 Terry
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