Business was terrible and not picking up.
The boss had to fire somebody, and he narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack.
It was an impossible decision because they were both super workers, so, rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning.
Debra came in the next morning with a horrible hangover after partying all night and went to the cooler to take an aspirin.
The boss approached her and said: "Debra, I've never done this before but I have to either lay you or Jack off."
"Could you jack off?" she says. "I feel like shit."
Sentence structure.
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Re: Sentance structure.
SentEnce spelling. 
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Re: Sentence structure.
Thanks for the hint George, but it looks so much better with a small E. 
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Re: Sentence structure.
We should be careful with our dicktation from now on because Ray - laid up in front of his computer with a broken femur - will be watching every post!
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Re: Sentence structure.
YUP!! 
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Re: Sentence structure.
Oh shizenhousen !! 
... or however it's spelt/spelled.
... or however it's spelt/spelled.
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Re: Sentence structure.
It's sorta like
Your in love" as ' against ''Your in, Love "
Ron
Your in love" as ' against ''Your in, Love "
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You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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Re: Sentence structure.
Woman, without her man, is a beast... or
Woman - without her, man is a beast... or
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Woman - without her, man is a beast... or
???
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Woman without! Her man is a beast...
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