"What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?"
A Naval Officer said, "I'd step on it."
An Army Officer said, "I'd hit it with my boot."
A SAS Officer said, "I'd catch it, break the stinger off, and eat it."
An Air Force Officer said, "I'd call a steward and find out why there's a damned tent in my room!"
Yes... as one should!!
