Isn't it the truth?

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Dot
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Isn't it the truth?

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Isn’t it the truth.


ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.


CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.

INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.

SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.

SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.

TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.





And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have, similar to my character lines.
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Re: Isn't it the truth?

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excellent ones dottie. love the chicken one and the mozzie one
love anne-marie xx
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Re: Isn't it the truth?

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The skeleton amused me :lol:
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