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Saw my mate Charlie this morning, he's only got one arm bless him.

I shouted. “Where you off to Charlie”?

He said... “I'm off to change a light bulb”.

Well, I just cracked up, couldn't stop laughing.

I said. “That's gonna be a bit awkward init”?

“Not really”, He said “I still have the receipt, you insensitive bastard”. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Thats me :lol:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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How many German electrical fitters does it take to change a light bulb?
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T1 Terry wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:45 pm How many German electrical fitters does it take to change a light bulb?
Hasn't Happened yet...!!!

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T1 Terry wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:45 pm How many German electrical fitters does it take to change a light bulb?
It only take vone German Electrical Fitter to install za light bulb, ve are efficient, ve are highly skilled and ve do not like humour :lol:
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T1 Terry wrote: ↑Fri Apr 13, 2018 11:29 am
T1 Terry wrote: ↑Thu Apr 12, 2018 4:45 pm How many German electrical fitters does it take to change a light bulb?
It only take vone German Electrical Fitter to install za light bulb, ve are efficient, ve are highly skilled and ve do not like humour :lol:
Und mit zolar panels...??? zizteen auf dem...??? :shock:

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