The bike ...

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Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?

The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."
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I’m guessing that was the Town Bike???
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You do not improve with age my man! Probably well into June before we get that way .
Time is passing too quickly so live life to the full with your spouse/partner while you still have she/he by your side.
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KInda correct Kay ... probably the only thing that is improving lately is the grey hair is now kinda silver ... generally after it's washed.

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Chuck wrote: Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:41 am KInda correct Kay ... probably the only thing that is improving lately is the grey hair is now kinda silver ... generally after it's washed.

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Put a rinse through your locks Chuck :)
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As 007 said to Pussy Galore,
“I don’t mind if you’re blonde or brunette...
So long as collar and cuffs match.”
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Greynomad wrote: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:04 pm As 007 said to Pussy Galore,
“I don’t mind if you’re blonde or brunette...
So long as collar and cuffs match.”
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Poor old James couldnt speak properly for a week after that encounter...

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Dot wrote: Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:25 pm
Put a rinse through your locks Chuck :)
Nah... seen far too many blokes trying to cover up their greying locks... in my view that only attracts negative views of their sconce but also what's innit.
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Leave it alone. Your grey curly locks are beautiful. B. has also got considerably whiter since we last saw you.
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