Insurance

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El Gringo
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Insurance

Post by El Gringo »

A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year!

When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency to see

how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '€39.00.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Ireland

to insure, because it cost him £2000.00 in England!

The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said, 'Well, here it is on

the screen, it says:

*Any wooden structure, with a sprinkler system over it, is €39.00.*'






P.S. I left the nationalities in this one 'cause Irish jokes aren't racist. :roll:
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