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BobnBev
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Doctor Doctor !!

Post by BobnBev »

1 MORE Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud.
I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for
the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.
The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and
being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or
bottle-fed. 'Breast-fed, ' she replied..

' Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both
breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination.

Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby
is underweight. You don't have any milk.'

�I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma,
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Re: Doctor Doctor !!

Post by Dot »

:lol: :lol: What's the name of the DR and do you have a baby I could borrow for a few hrs?? :twisted:
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