Two Questions...

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Two Questions...

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2 TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant,
Who had 8 kids already,
Three who were deaf,
Two who were blind,
One mentally retarded,
And she had syphilis,



Would you recommend that she have an abortion?




Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.






Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts..

Here are the facts about the three candidates.




Candidate A:

Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.

He's had two mistresses.

He also chain smokes

And drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.




Candidate B:

He was kicked out of office twice,

Sleeps until noon,

Used opium in college

And drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.




Candidate C:

He is a decorated war hero,

He's a vegetarian,

Doesn't smoke,

Drinks an occasional beer

And never committed adultery.







Which of these candidates would be your choice?




Decide first ... No peeking, and then scroll down for the response.

























Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.






And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:




If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.







Pretty interesting isn't it?

Makes a person think before judging someone.







Remember:


Amateurs ... Built the ark.

Professionals ... Built the Titanic
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than speak and remove all doubt....
If at first you dont succeed, Skydiving is not for you.

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