Oirish astrology.

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Oirish astrology.

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During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor...

"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"

"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

"Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your arse."
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LOL... and I thought dey was gunna land on the sun at night...!!!

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Chuck wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:39 am During his routine medical check, Paddy asked the doctor...

"Do you think I'll live a long and healthy life?"

"I doubt it", said the doctor, "Mercury is in Uranus right now."

Paddy said, "I don't go in for any of that astrology nonsense."

"Neither do I", replied the doctor, "My thermometer just broke in your arse."
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I like that one put a smile on the dial

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vik351 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:47 am LOL... and I thought dey was gunna land on the sun at night...!!!

Vik... :P
An oldie but a goodie, Vik. :P

For those who have not heard it:
The Irish Space Agency plans to send a team to land on the Sun.
However, because in summer the days in Ireland get so hot, they plan to land during the night. :roll:
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Greynomad wrote: ↑Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:01 pm
vik351 wrote: ↑Mon Oct 15, 2018 8:47 am LOL... and I thought dey was gunna land on the sun at night...!!!

Vik... :P
An oldie but a goodie, Vik. :P

For those who have not heard it:
The Irish Space Agency plans to send a team to land on the Sun.
However, because in summer the days in Ireland get so hot, they plan to land during the night. :roll:
Yep, that was the one... but was a bit different when asked , but wont the space ship get too hot and melt...

vik... :lol:
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