RJLH: "There are two bodies on the road: a dead kangaroo and a dead politician. What's the difference?"
Journo: "Dunno, Bob, tell me."
RJLH: "There are skid marks before the kangaroo."
Hawkie was Prime Minister at the time of telling...
Hawkie's Humour
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Hawkie's Humour
A joke told to a journalist by the late Robert James Lee Hawke:
RJLH: "There are two bodies on the road: a dead kangaroo and a dead politician. What's the difference?"
Journo: "Dunno, Bob, tell me."
RJLH: "There are skid marks before the kangaroo."
Hawkie was Prime Minister at the time of telling...
RJLH: "There are two bodies on the road: a dead kangaroo and a dead politician. What's the difference?"
Journo: "Dunno, Bob, tell me."
RJLH: "There are skid marks before the kangaroo."
Hawkie was Prime Minister at the time of telling...
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
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Re: Hawkie's Humour
Nothing has changed in 20 years has it. Cheers
David
David and Terrie
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Not all who wander are lost.
David
David and Terrie
2006 Winnebago Alpine
Not all who wander are lost.