A local bra manufacturer has gone bust,
A submarine company has gone under,
A manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation,
A dog kennel business has called in the retrievers,
A company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded,
The local strip club has gone tits up,
Interflora is pruning its business, &
A toilet paper manufacturer has gone down the drain.
The saddest of all is the ice cream van man found dead, covered in nuts & raspberry sauce. He coudn't take it any longer & topped hiself.
