He presses the button and it's his wife, "Vernon, I just heard on the radio there's a car on the freeway going the wrong way. Please be careful!"
He replies, "One car... Hell, there's hundreds of 'em!"
Highway Hell
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Highway Hell
Elderly gent is driving on the freeway when his car-connected phone rings.
He presses the button and it's his wife, "Vernon, I just heard on the radio there's a car on the freeway going the wrong way. Please be careful!"
He replies, "One car... Hell, there's hundreds of 'em!"
He presses the button and it's his wife, "Vernon, I just heard on the radio there's a car on the freeway going the wrong way. Please be careful!"
He replies, "One car... Hell, there's hundreds of 'em!"
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields
Ray
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"Insufficient data for a meaningful answer."
Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
W.C.Fields