After Life

[Greynomad]

A man and his wife sit down to breakfast.
Wife is silent for most of it… an unusual situation.
Eventually she speaks.
“Mike, if I die first, would you remarry?”
“What an awful thing to ask!” he replies, and continues eating.
“But Mike,” she persists, “I’d really like to know. Would you remarry if I die before you?”
Mike thinks for a moment. “I suppose I would.”
“Would you sell our house and move in with her?” wife asks.
“Why?” he responds, “This is a suitable house, why would I sell?”
“So you’d share our house with your new wife?” she asks, a little miffed.
“I suppose so.” (He’s a little defensive now.)
“Would you sell our bed?” she asks.
(Now HE’s getting miffed.)
“No. It’s a perfectly good bed, and I like it.” He says, knowing what’s coming.
“So you’d share our bed with your new wife?” (Now she’s cross.)
“Yes I would!” he proclaims.
“Would you let her use my golf clubs?”
“Of course not! She’s left-handed.”

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