Mahatma Ghandi is well known as a mystical leader. He walked everywhere barefooted and developed large callouses on his feet. He also was not concerned with oral health and had very bad breath. In his later years he was very fragile.
So eventually he became a “ super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis’
Indian joke
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Dot
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Indian joke
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Re: Indian joke
Dot, have you found a copy of Ray's joke book? 
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Re: Indian joke
Nah, got my own
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Re: Indian joke
No, Dottie hasn’t got my joke book.
Otherwise she would have posted:
Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing. It just gave out a little wine.
Otherwise she would have posted:
Q: What did the grape say when it was stepped on?
A: Nothing. It just gave out a little wine.
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Isaac Asimov, "The Last Question"
"I refuse to drink water, because of the disgusting things fish do in it"
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Re: Indian joke
Is that the same grape that was thrown up in the air, and then came down "plonk" and gave a little whine ?
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You're not restricted by facts or knowledge.
You're a Free Person and, as such, able to form your own conclusions.
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Re: Indian joke
Or the grape the escaped the wine vat because it was a little seedy?
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Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves