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[Dot]

There I was, sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.
"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it" he says menacingly, as I burst into tears.
"Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure. I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me.
So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all - -I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!
But enough about me, how's your day going"
Life’s a b*tch, ain’t it!....
Not that any of you lads & lassies would do that of course...

[Noggins]

A group of tough looking bikies were having a noisy good time at the local when a disgusted old man walked up to the leader and started berating him < Saying things like "You think your tough dontcher"
Your Mums are nothing but a weak pussies and they'd be ashamed of you and all your disgusting noisy bullshit.
Why don't you lot all get on your bikes and pissorf.
Go On, Think yourTough dontcher, now feckorf !"

The scruffy big bikie leader stood up, grabbed the old man and leaned over and whispered
"Dad Behave yerself , or I ain't bringing you on a run with us again "

[T1 Terry]

A biker walks into a truck stop along with a heap of his mates, throws one truckers meal on the floor and empties the truckers freshly brewed coffee over the truckers head ..... the trucker just gets up and walks out .... the biker in a loud voice says, "Not much of a man eh" All in the truck stop look out the window and then head for the back door .... the woman ducking behind the bar says "not much of a driver either, at the speed and angle he's heading, he'll have both trailers over those bike out there by the time he comes through the front window" ......

T1 Terry