Clever undertaker

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Clever undertaker

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A woman went to review her dead husband’s body at the funeral parlour before the funeral service the next day. She was very upset to find that he was presented in a brown suit. She explained that he always wanted to be buried in a blue suit. The funeral director consoled her and assured her that he would take care of it. Sure enough at the service her husband was presented in a splendid blue suit. She complimented the funeral director and said that she hoped that it wasn’t a big inconvenience to make the change. “Not at all” he replied. “It turns out there was another man who was the exact same build as your husband and was in a blue suit. His wife was not particular about what suit he was buried in. We just swapped the heads” :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Yuckyyyy. Perish the thought.
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Didn't see that coming.
:shock:

Must have been a dead ringer.

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