Why are you crying

[Dot]

When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."
I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"
She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon."
I said, "Well, why are you crying?"
She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favourite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m."
I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"
She said, "I can't remember where I live!"

[Shirley]

good one.

[RobertNotBob]

Excellent Dot a smile to start the day. Cheers Robert.

[T1 Terry]

Another thing that needs to be added in a line above the "Tramp Stamp" for those that get that lucky after a "certain age" "If found crying, please return me to my partner who loves me .... but not the others .... phone 999*******"

Might be a good thing for men of a certain age that get lucky as well .... just finding a spot to get it where any other honey he picks up doesn't see it ...... maybe the soles of the feet, across both of them, if anyone reads it and acts on it, that wasn't directed to it, will not be a problem for him, he's already dead