The Wedding Ring.

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The Wedding Ring.

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A man went to the hospital in Cooktown, Queensland, to have his wedding ring removed from his penis.

According to the nurse attending the operation, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his trouser pocket.

She didn't know he was married, and she was so mad she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his penis while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married. :?

2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your penis. :o .....or,

3) Finding out your penis fits through your wedding ring. :oops:

Tough call. You decide!!!
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Re: The Wedding Ring.

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Or sleeping through the process of it being fitted, one of those times having big fingers beat panio players hands :lol:
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What's a panio player??? :?

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Newcastle George wrote:What's a panio player??? :?

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A dyslexic piano player? :oops: :lol:
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Re: The Wedding Ring.

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Or... dualsexic piano player... otherwise called ambisexterous... yeah, that'l do. :lol: :lol:
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