The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven

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The Queen & Dolly Go To Heaven

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Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven.

Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

The Angel thanks Dolly and asks Her Majesty the same ?question.

The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier water out of her purse, drinks it down, then, wees into a toilet and flushes it.

The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may enter.'

Dolly is outraged and asks, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down.
She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel ,'but even in Heaven a Royal Flush beats a Pair ..... no matter how big they are."
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Chuckie that is an oldie :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Maybe, but it's the first time I've seen it... :?
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Chuck wrote:Maybe, but it's the first time I've seen it... :?
Seen what. :roll:


The Queens wees or Dollies dongas. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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It may be an oldy but its a goody
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Just like me :roll: :lol:
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Dream on Dot. :roll:
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In a few more hrs I will :D
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Reckoned you would be back quick smart with a reply :roll: :lol: :roll: :lol:
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