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Greynomad wrote: βThu Nov 07, 2024 8:56 pm
Postage to Springfield USA was too expensive, so we ate them.
You should be ashamed of yourself Ray, those poor illegal immigrants have now been done out of their last meal before they get shipped back to the prisons and insane asylums they were shipped to the US from ....
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
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Greynomad wrote: βThu Nov 07, 2024 8:56 pm
Postage to Springfield USA was too expensive, so we ate them.
You should be ashamed of yourself Ray, those poor illegal immigrants have now been done out of their last meal before they get shipped back to the prisons and insane asylums they were shipped to the US from ....
T1 Terry
TOUGH!
They were tasty.
Regards & God bless,
Ray
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Greynomad wrote: βThu Nov 07, 2024 8:56 pm
Postage to Springfield USA was too expensive, so we ate them.
You should be ashamed of yourself Ray, those poor illegal immigrants have now been done out of their last meal before they get shipped back to the prisons and insane asylums they were shipped to the US from ....
T1 Terry
TOUGH!
They were tasty.
Did you tan the skins to make a hat or a coat?
It used to be the Chinese restaurants were catching the cats and dogs to make traditional Chinese takeaway Now it's illegal immigrants from prisons and mental asylums that are doing it ..... the next thing you know, there won't be any dogs and cats in the US, they'll be the protein part of the soup at the soup kitchens
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves
Greynomad wrote: βThu Nov 07, 2024 9:52 pm
Soylent Green!
That's going a bit far there Ray, we are only at the cats and dogs stage at the moment, haven't even started on the bats and pangolins yet
T1 Terry
A person may fail many times, they only become a failure when they blame someone else John Burrows
Those who struggle to become a leader, rarely know a clear direction forward for anyone but themselves