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I bought a packet of animal crackers from Aldi the other day.
I had to return them.


The seal was broken.

Were all the doooogs and cats eaten?

Postage to Springfield USA was too expensive, so we ate them.

Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:56 pm Postage to Springfield USA was too expensive, so we ate them.

You should be ashamed of yourself Ray, those poor illegal immigrants have now been done out of their last meal before they get shipped back to the prisons and insane asylums they were shipped to the US from ....

T1 Terry

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:16 pm

Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:56 pm Postage to Springfield USA was too expensive, so we ate them.

You should be ashamed of yourself Ray, those poor illegal immigrants have now been done out of their last meal before they get shipped back to the prisons and insane asylums they were shipped to the US from ....

T1 Terry

TOUGH!
They were tasty.

Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:32 pm

T1 Terry wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:16 pm

Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 8:56 pm Postage to Springfield USA was too expensive, so we ate them.

You should be ashamed of yourself Ray, those poor illegal immigrants have now been done out of their last meal before they get shipped back to the prisons and insane asylums they were shipped to the US from ....

T1 Terry

TOUGH!
They were tasty.

Did you tan the skins to make a hat or a coat?
It used to be the Chinese restaurants were catching the cats and dogs to make traditional Chinese takeaway Now it's illegal immigrants from prisons and mental asylums that are doing it ..... the next thing you know, there won't be any dogs and cats in the US, they'll be the protein part of the soup at the soup kitchens

T1 Terry

Soylent Green!

Were they tough or tasty or tough and tasty?

Greynomad wrote: ↑Thu Nov 07, 2024 9:52 pm Soylent Green!

That's going a bit far there Ray, we are only at the cats and dogs stage at the moment, haven't even started on the bats and pangolins yet

T1 Terry