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Missing book

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I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schroedlinger’s cat.
She said, “It rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it’s here or not.”

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Re: Missing book

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When into a high end camo clothing store the other day .... couldn't seem to see anything that stood out or caught my attention ....

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Re: Missing book

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When out walking, if you see someone approaching dressed in camo gear, deliberately walk into them…
Then say, “ Oh, sorry. It’s working.”
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