A Romantic Wife

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Dot
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A Romantic Wife

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My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............

This one also sent to me from a shy forumite :roll:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a
sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."



I replied........"I am having a shit. What should I do?"
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Re: A Romantic Wife

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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TigerMK1

Re: A Romantic Wife

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Dot wrote:My wife being the romantic sort, just sent me a text.............

This one also sent to me from a shy forumite :roll:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your
smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a
sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you."



I replied........"I am having a shit. What should I do?"
Say thank you for the grear meal yesterday.
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Re: A Romantic Wife

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:lol: :lol: :lol: great answer :lol:
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