Put yu head in.

[Dot]

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"
To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

[T1 Terry]

Dottie, that one is about as old as the back yard long drop .... but still good for a laugh

T1 Terry

[Dot]

May be so, but not everyone is as old as you .

[2foot6]

That story is twice as old as me

[Dot]

How are you doing old man? where have you been?

[2foot6]

Hi Dot, have been a bit crook this year and had a few stays in hospitals but going well now. Now have a bullet pacemaker in the heart and another pacemaker on the other side of my chest, had three pacemakers for one night. Since then have had pneumonia and a few other issues but all under control. I think this is the first time here in months, it's been a blurrrrrrr. I will have a read of the posts to catch up on the news.

[Newcastle George]

I copied this from another forum.

"CHRISTMAS TREE


Bought myself a Christmas Tree today

the salesman said are you going to put it up yourself

I said no...............in my lounge room.... "

George

[supersparky]

Very good George.

[Dot]

Hi Dot, have been a bit crook this year and had a few stays in hospitals but going well now. Now have a bullet pacemaker in the heart and another pacemaker on the other side of my chest, had three pacemakers for one night. Since then have had pneumonia and a few other issues but all under control. I think this is the first time here in months, it's been a blurrrrrrr. I will have a read of the posts to catch up on the news.

Sounds like you have had a bit of a rough time of things M8 but on the mend now. Plenty to catch up with esp on T1 aka Prof1's thread. Take things in your stride but Oh behave xx

[supersparky]

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year Peter and Rita.
I hope next year is better for you than earlier this year.