Oscar didn't take long.....

[Chuck]

Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.


* When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied athletes, who'd have thought he meant OJ Simpson?

* She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her.... It was the silence of the limbs.

* New evidence has been found outside the Pistorious home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder. Footprints !

* What did Oscar Pistorius want for Valentine's day?... Freedom.

* Oscar Pistorious' lawyer is trying to claim mistaken identity. Personally I don't think he has a leg to stand on.

* One defence he could use is that he was legless at the time.