Dear Brad, here is your letter as requested.
We have had lots of nice rain the last 24 hours, our water tank is overflowing, the frogs and crickets are all singing as well. G and I are deciding if we should spend some money on going to the Caravan & camping show next week but every year it seems like it's the same ol same ol stuff and rubbish there. Going to see the back specialist on Monday so we might call in to the show but I have heard that you are not allowed to "camp" in Australia any more but you are allowed to be "camp"

I am more confused than ever on this camping & camp thing. Hope you enjoy your new MH it looks very nice but still need to know more about it like water tanks and their capacity, on board genny, type of loo etc, you know we want to know everything.. I hope this little letter finds both you and Maree well.
Go and ask for a long stemmed rose Ros

Queen of the Banal & OT chatter and proud of it. If it offends you then tough titty titty bang bang.