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australian Idiot Sightings
by Dot » Mon Mar 24, 2014 10:52 am
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I went through the McDonald's
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driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. Our total was $4.25, so I=
also handed her 25c. She said, 'you...
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Turds :lol:
Yeah, Plenty of them too. :roll: :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Mon Mar 24, 2014 11:05 pm
In a Nursing Home
by Dot » Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:23 pm
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At a nursing home a group of seniors were sitting around talking about all their ailments. “My arms have gotten so weak I can hardly lift this...
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Last post by Dot Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:23 pm
Will You Live To See 80?
by Dot » Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:18 pm
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just...
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The real question is, why did you lie to your doctor? :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Mar 24, 2014 5:26 pm
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Mar 22, 2014 11:45 am
Tax
by Dot » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:53 pm
At first I thought this was funny......
Then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his...
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:53 pm
Mick & Paddy again
by Dot » Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:49 pm
Mick and Paddy had promised their Uncle Seamus, who had been a seafaring gent all his life, to bury him at sea when he died.
And when in due...
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 21, 2014 2:49 pm
Bloke walks into a pub...
by Chuck » Thu Mar 20, 2014 2:10 pm
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Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything - except Stella.
Barman asks, What's wrong with Stella?
Bloke says, I had 12 pints of...
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Good one Chuck. Post of the day I reckon. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Mar 20, 2014 9:25 pm
Melb Zoo
by Dot » Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:46 pm
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Melbourne Zoo had acquired a female of a very rare species of gorilla.
Within a few weeks, the gorilla became very cantankerous and difficult to...
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On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
The pump attendant who...
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Last post by norman Wed Mar 19, 2014 4:35 am
The Wife...
by norman » Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:20 am
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A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, I clocked you at 80 miles per hour,sir .
The driver says, Goodness, officer, I had...
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Good one Norman.... :twisted:
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Last post by Dot Mon Mar 17, 2014 2:24 pm
Paddy & Mick
by Dot » Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:52 pm
Paddy & Mick flew to Canada for an adventure.
They chartered a small plane to take them into the Rockies for a week hunting moose.
They...
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 14, 2014 2:52 pm
Toilet seat
by Dot » Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:48 am
My wife had been after me for several weeks to varnish the wooden seat on our toilet.
Finally, I got around to doing it while she was out. After...
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Last post by Dot Fri Mar 14, 2014 10:48 am
Don't mess with the quiet ones
by T1 Terry » Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:33 am
Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near a gas station that was closed for the night. They approached one of the gas pumps and the younger alien...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Mar 13, 2014 9:33 am
Irish Diesel Fitter
by Dot » Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:56 pm
Paddy and Mick were both laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Paddy answered, 'Knicker Stitcher.. I sew da...
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Last post by Dot Wed Mar 12, 2014 8:56 pm
Thought for the day.
by Chuck » Tue Mar 04, 2014 1:02 pm
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It’s only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles
that you realize there is always a way to solve problems
without using violence....
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Like the Italian swordsman, a master with the rapier, who was asked to demonstrate his mastery in competition with the Brit with the broadsword.
The...
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:51 pm
Poster...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:27 pm
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DYSLEXICS OF THE WORLD UNTIE.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:30 pm
Neigh...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:30 pm
Bloke gets admitted to hospital with 4 plastic toy horses stuck up his bum.
His condition was reported as stable ! :lol:
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Last post by Chuck Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:30 pm
Pregnant prostitute...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:22 pm
A Doctor asks a pregnant prostitute..
Do you know who the father is?
She replied:
If you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:22 pm
Phone call...
by Chuck » Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:10 pm
Phone rings, woman answers.
The pervert, with heavy breathing, says, I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?
Woman replies, Yes, he's watching...
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Last post by Chuck Wed Mar 12, 2014 5:10 pm
Hospital Visit
by T1 Terry » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:50 pm
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Prince Charles is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full
of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness and greets one.
The...
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I got it immediately...
Serious Burns unit indeed...
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Good one, T1!
;)
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Mar 12, 2014 3:09 pm
12 high priests
by Dot » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:45 pm
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Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy,...
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The bishops decided to give the Pope a treat for his 80th birthday, anything he wanted...
'Father, what would you like for your birthday?'
'My son,...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:52 pm
Paddy's email
by Dot » Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:49 pm
The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. What happened Paddy...
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Last post by Dot Tue Mar 11, 2014 5:49 pm
Sign in doctor's office...
by Chuck » Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:01 am
I e-mailed this to my Japanese doctor friend; he e-mailed back:
“If light stay on for more than 4 hour, call erectrician .”
( This make me raugh...
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Last post by Chuck Tue Mar 11, 2014 9:01 am
Paddy had a few too many
by TheBushRat » Mon Mar 10, 2014 7:57 pm
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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick’s Day.
Mick, the bartender says, “You’ll not be...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon Mar 10, 2014 11:04 pm
You know your in OZ when!!!!!
by norman » Sun Mar 09, 2014 2:24 pm
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1.The best parking space is determined by shade instead of distance.
2. Hot water comes out of both taps.
3. You learn that a seat belt buckle...
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Gets a bit drastic in the winter I believe. Tassie that is. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by norman Mon Mar 10, 2014 2:21 pm
Stavros...
by Chuck » Thu Mar 06, 2014 4:59 pm
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Stavros, talking to some tourists at the local pub.
See that boat out there... I built that. Do they refer to me as 'Stavros the boat builder?' -...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Thu Mar 06, 2014 5:08 pm
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