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To Keep Those Ageing Grey Cells Active :)
by aussiegirl » Thu May 30, 2013 9:49 pm
1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May... What was the third child's name?
2. There...
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Last post by aussiegirl Thu May 30, 2013 9:49 pm
Two sisters
by aussiegirl » Thu May 30, 2013 9:45 pm
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble..
In order...
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Last post by aussiegirl Thu May 30, 2013 9:45 pm
Murphy's job test
by aussiegirl » Thu May 30, 2013 9:42 pm
Murphy applied for a job at an Irish brewery. A Pole applied for the
same job, and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they
were asked...
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Last post by aussiegirl Thu May 30, 2013 9:42 pm
Growing older
by John M » Thu May 30, 2013 8:55 am
When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier said, Strip down, facing me.
Making a mental note so I could complain to my...
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Last post by John M Thu May 30, 2013 8:55 am
Lubricant
by Dot » Wed May 29, 2013 12:22 pm
Murphy's' old lady had been pregnant for some time and now the time had come.
He brought her to the doctor and the doctor began to deliver the...
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Last post by Dot Wed May 29, 2013 12:22 pm
Retirement...
by norman » Tue May 28, 2013 1:33 pm
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It was George the Mailman’s last day.
As he did his final rounds he reached the door of the first house and was greeted by a elderly couple who gave...
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Never mind the campfire story - it's just plain good advice. .................Isn't it?
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Last post by SteveW Tue May 28, 2013 5:36 pm
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Last post by bellett65 Sat May 25, 2013 6:36 pm
Couple of Jokes..
by norman » Fri May 24, 2013 2:34 pm
Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family
values.
Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married,...
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Last post by norman Fri May 24, 2013 2:34 pm
Definitely NOT politically correct...
by Chuck » Fri May 24, 2013 1:37 pm
Bloke walks into a pub and asks for a pint of anything except Stout.
Barman asks, What's wrong with Stout?
Bloke says, I had 12 pints of Stout last...
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Last post by Chuck Fri May 24, 2013 1:37 pm
Maybe not lost in translation?
by T1 Terry » Fri May 24, 2013 11:27 am
Another one good for a laugh from Casino John
A friend went to in Beijing recently and was given this brochure by the hotel.
She is keeping it and...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri May 24, 2013 11:27 am
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Last post by Dot Tue May 21, 2013 7:50 pm
The Blonde driver...
by Chuck » Tue May 21, 2013 9:32 am
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Carolyn, a rich blonde, from Grafton buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the car...
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This was the line for a prank call from one of the radio stations, but a male and a very serious voice to the female receptionist at the car dealers,...
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue May 21, 2013 9:59 am
A Good Friend....
by norman » Sun May 19, 2013 8:06 am
Now THIS is a good friend ...
A man brings his best buddy back home for dinner.
His wife screams at him, My hair & makeup are not done,
the house is...
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Last post by norman Sun May 19, 2013 8:06 am
Catholic Nun at the airport
by aussiegirl » Thu May 02, 2013 9:38 pm
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A CATHOLIC NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO CHICAGO.
SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE OF THOSE WEIGHT MACHINES...
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Staying with the religious theme
On their honeymoon, the blonde bride slipped into a sexy nightie and with great anticipation, then crawled into...
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Last post by T1 Terry Fri May 17, 2013 9:54 am
Rough riders
by T1 Terry » Thu May 16, 2013 10:08 pm
Interesting technique!
Two Texans were out on the range talking about their favourite sex positions.
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> One said, 'I think...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu May 16, 2013 10:08 pm
Angry Man
by SteveW » Thu May 16, 2013 8:50 pm
An angry man with a six shooter walks into a crowded bar and says, I want to know who's been sleeping with my wife .
Voice from the crowd, You don't...
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Last post by SteveW Thu May 16, 2013 8:50 pm
Court Antics...
by norman » Thu May 16, 2013 5:55 pm
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by...
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Last post by norman Thu May 16, 2013 5:55 pm
The Toilet Seat...
by Chuck » Thu May 16, 2013 3:41 pm
Tom's wife, Julie, had been after him for several weeks to paint their toilet seat.
Finally, he got around to doing it while Julie was out.
After...
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Last post by Chuck Thu May 16, 2013 3:41 pm
Rubbish ....
by norman » Tue May 14, 2013 5:08 pm
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A refuse collector in Cairns, Australia, is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor.
He goes to one...
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: See the Ad on the top of the page, Trust you Norman to get this one up and going.. now click on it and give the boss a few...
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Last post by Dot Tue May 14, 2013 7:47 pm
A Frightening Statistic
by Dot » Mon May 13, 2013 1:26 pm
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(Stats most likely done by a male) :roll:
THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC:
25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness....
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You betchyu just look at me :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Mon May 13, 2013 2:04 pm
A few "wise" saying from a few well known people
by T1 Terry » Mon May 13, 2013 9:15 am
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Another classic from Casino John
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
- Lillian...
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
Send it to Oz where they will reverse...
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Grand Pa's Drink
by Dot » Sun May 12, 2013 1:46 pm
ONE FOR ALL THE OLD CODGERS !!!!
There was a family gathering, with all generations around the table .
Mischievous teenagers put a Viagra tablet...
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Last post by Dot Sun May 12, 2013 1:46 pm
Income Tax Statement...
by norman » Sat May 11, 2013 5:34 pm
Hello, is this Miss Singleton? - Yes, It is me.
Miss Singleton, this is John Smith, your tax accountant. I must inform you that your tax
statement...
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Last post by norman Sat May 11, 2013 5:34 pm
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