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BruceS »
Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:34 am
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From today I'm disabling any NEW REGISTRATIONS from any one.
Anyone who does wish to become a member & join can contact Admin directly on...
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Best for the future, Wayne...
Both mechanically and emotionally!
As for Forum-joiners, I reckon I can work out two of the questions.
But the one...
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Mon Jun 03, 2019 2:23 pm
The "A Guy walks into a bar" joke thread
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T1 Terry »
Sat Feb 09, 2013 9:19 pm
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A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. The bartender gives him his drink, accompanied by a bowl of peanuts.
To his surprise, a voice...
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An Arab walks into bar (I know, I know...), and asks the barman,
Can you recommend a good port?
The barman replies,
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Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:40 pm
True or ???
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Dot »
Wed Feb 27, 2013 5:40 pm
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He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved forward,
then backwards, forward, then backwards again...back and forth...back and...
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jealous :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:42 pm
evilbay con
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Dot »
Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:21 pm
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If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully.
Be careful what you purchase on eBay.
A friend has just spent $200 on a penis...
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Dot. ya gotta take that credit card off George. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by wanderer
Wed Feb 27, 2013 9:10 pm
Young Doctor V Old Doctor
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Dot »
Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:39 pm
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A woman went to the doctor’s office where she was seen by...
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Last post by Dot
Wed Feb 27, 2013 6:39 pm
Scotsman In The Chemist
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Dot »
Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:28 pm
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A Scottish Soldier, in full dress uniform, marches
into a pharmacy.
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out
a neatly folded cotton...
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Very good, Dot. :lol: must copy and send to my Scottish SIL. He will appreciate it. :D
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Last post by Swisslulu
Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:54 pm
The new hearing aid...
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by
TheBushRat »
Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:31 am
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A man was telling his neighbour, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art.. It's perfect.'...
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...It cost me four thousand dollars ,...
Must have been a pensioner if he could only afford the cheap ones! :lol:
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Last post by generdawg
Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:38 am
Gettin' old...
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TheBushRat »
Tue Feb 26, 2013 3:29 am
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he...
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Showing your age Eddie. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot
Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:35 am
Drugs in sport...
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Chuck »
Fri Feb 22, 2013 12:36 pm
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The Whilliamson sisters sitting in the warm-up room recently before a doubles match, discussing the possibility of drugs in tennis.
I think Dad...
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Yep, that's me... first name Sirry. :lol:
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Last post by Chuck
Fri Feb 22, 2013 5:28 pm
Oscar didn't take long.....
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Chuck »
Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:03 pm
Roses are red,
Violets are glorious,
Don't try to surprise
Oscar Pistorius.
* When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able bodied...
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Last post by Chuck
Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:03 pm
Murphy.
by wanderer » Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:14 pm
Murphy, a furniture dealer from Dublin , decided to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris to see what he could...
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Wed Feb 20, 2013 11:14 pm
Horse meat in burgers.
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by wanderer » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:39 pm
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Another one from another forum.
In the UK, some supermarkets have admitted that there is horse meat in their home cook burgers.
Even places like...
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Maybe slightly sun dried :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Mon Feb 18, 2013 10:37 am
The Tomato Garden
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T1 Terry »
Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:39 am
Tomato Garden
An old man lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Feb 17, 2013 10:39 am
Red Neck pregnancy
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bellett65 »
Sat Feb 16, 2013 10:10 am
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A redneck went to the hospital, as his wife was having a baby.
Upon arriving, he sat down as the nurse said to him,
Congratulations, your wife...
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All males say that and 99.99% are fibbers :lol: :lol:
ONLY 99.99%, Dot?
Have you met the other 0.01%?
and she whispered in my ear :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sun Feb 17, 2013 8:16 am
Engineer jokes
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T1 Terry »
Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:22 pm
Q: What is the definition of an engineer?
A: Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
Q: When does a...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Feb 16, 2013 12:22 pm
Please keep this going.......
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Craig »
Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:32 pm
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This has been circulating for months and has been sent to over 22
million people.
If you don't want to sign, and in order not to lose any names,...
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:lol: :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Feb 16, 2013 9:58 am
What Is This????
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Dot »
Thu Feb 14, 2013 9:58 pm
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what is this.jpg
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Who's next to post a What's this ?
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Last post by Dot
Fri Feb 15, 2013 9:11 pm
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Last post by Dot
Fri Feb 15, 2013 6:44 pm
The new Pope
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by wanderer » Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:15 pm
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Copied from another forum.
Is this the next Pope. :twisted: :twisted: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Just the quick and the dead again huh?? I clicked on the ad for the awnings and had to apply for a price, bugga off noddy not getting my details .....
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Last post by T1 Terry
Fri Feb 15, 2013 10:55 am
A Real Aust Poem
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Dot »
Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:24 pm
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They were funny looking buildings, that were once a way of life,
If you couldn't sprint the distance, then you really were in strife.
They were...
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No night cart where we were, either growing up or after married until I insisted that a septic be installed in 1971. Dad then BB used to dig the...
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Last post by Macca
Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:22 pm
Irish Diet
by
RussellB[SA] »
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:49 am
IRISH DIET
An Irishman was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
'I want you to eat regularly for 2 days,
then skip a day,
then eat...
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Last post by RussellB[SA]
Tue Feb 12, 2013 11:49 am
Sign lanquage...
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norman »
Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:56 pm
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Tom was working in the garden this weekend and his wife was upstairs, about to take a shower.
Tom realized that he couldn't find the rake and...
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Hi.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Karen,Ron and the Girls. :P
Just coasting along. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Last post by pop's coaster54
Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:32 pm
Twin sisters
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Craig »
Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:36 pm
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Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old.
The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over...
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:lol: :lol: Good one Craig
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Last post by Wilbor
Mon Feb 11, 2013 3:58 pm
Irish pilots....
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norman »
Sat Feb 09, 2013 6:02 pm
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As they approached Dublin number 1 runway, the tower heard:
PILOT - Bjeesus will ya look how fookin shart dat runway is?
CO-PILOT - Yer nat...
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I was standing in line at the information counter at Melbourne airport recently when an Irish chap pushed in front of everyone else in the queue and...
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Last post by hullabaloo
Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:29 pm
The Monastery.
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Dot »
Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:16 pm
The Monastery was in financial trouble and decided to go into the fish and chip business. One night a customer rapped on the door which was opened by...
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Last post by Dot
Sat Feb 09, 2013 10:16 pm
Gay Bull?
by
T1 Terry »
Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:59 pm
I recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus bull. I put him out
with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.
I was...
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Last post by T1 Terry
Sat Feb 09, 2013 8:59 pm
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