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From Above
by Dot » Thu Jun 02, 2022 7:02 pm
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In the year 2020, the Lord came unto Noah, who was now living in Australia and said Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I...
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Isn't that the truth. Doesn't matter what side of politics you subscribe to, we have collectively stuff this world of ours.
I think it is more...
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Last post by Noggins Sat Jun 04, 2022 10:39 am
scarey stuff
by BruceS » Thu Jun 02, 2022 10:59 pm
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Was it that naked tap dancer that fell into the bath with ya and ended up givin ya a hand ... :?: :?: :?: :oops:
vik... :o
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Last post by Vik351 Fri Jun 03, 2022 7:18 pm
Irish farmer
by 2foot6 » Wed Jun 01, 2022 12:48 pm
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Only in Ireland, not in Australia
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That may open a can of worms ....is it a boy ,girl, lgbtq , bi or just a plain old tractor that doesn't give a crap? :( :o :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Fri Jun 03, 2022 1:00 pm
Explanations dilemma
by Dot » Thu Jun 02, 2022 6:14 pm
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Sad innit.
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Last post by supersparky Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:28 pm
Oil Crisis ?
by 2foot6 » Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:23 pm
I thought economics was difficult
Not so
A lot of folks can't understand how we came
To have an oil shortage here in our country.
~~~
Well,...
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Last post by 2foot6 Wed Jun 01, 2022 5:23 pm
Electric vehicles
by 2foot6 » Tue May 31, 2022 1:48 pm
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Might be something in this??????
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Might be something in this??????
Seriously, do you really think fuel companies and internal combustion engine manufacturers would be supporting a...
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:46 pm
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Last post by BruceS Sat May 28, 2022 10:05 am
How to read a RAT test
by 2foot6 » Fri May 27, 2022 8:18 pm
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Sure looks positive.
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Last post by Dot Fri May 27, 2022 8:22 pm
What are you in the bathroom
by 2foot6 » Thu May 26, 2022 7:45 pm
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Stole this from my son,
You're Australian when you go in the bathroom and Australian when you come out of the bathroom...... what are you when you...
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Very good Peter. :lol: :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu May 26, 2022 11:23 pm
Those damn rats!!
by BruceS » Tue May 24, 2022 9:58 pm
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A bloke from the bush walked into a Sydney antique shop.
After looking around for a while, he noticed a very life-like bronze statue of a rat. It...
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I see he didn't mention a bronze ScoMo statue, the Libs seem to have thrown themselves off the pier anyway ..... hows that tough skin goin' :lol:...
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu May 26, 2022 9:13 am
Voting
by 2foot6 » Fri May 20, 2022 6:27 pm
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Early results indicate that no artistic persons drew pictures on the ballot paper :( :lol:
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Last post by 2foot6 Sat May 21, 2022 10:00 pm
hahaha
by BruceS » Thu May 05, 2022 1:37 pm
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I love it!!
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Took me a while but yep, got it!
Who's a lucky boy then? well done :lol: :lol:
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Last post by Dot Fri May 20, 2022 6:20 pm
Don't drink tea!
by BruceS » Sat Apr 23, 2022 10:50 pm
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Ditto!!
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Last post by Greynomad Fri May 20, 2022 5:45 pm
who is who?
by BruceS » Sun May 15, 2022 10:23 pm
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A little laughter hurt no one
It’s Monday morning , and the Postman is walking through the neighbourhood on his usual route , delivering the mail...
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Thinking about the postie’s reception at the other houses…
:? :shock:
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Last post by Greynomad Fri May 20, 2022 9:33 am
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Last post by BruceS Wed May 11, 2022 8:34 pm
Cards?
by BruceS » Sun May 08, 2022 9:59 pm
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🤔😁
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Last post by Greynomad Sun May 08, 2022 11:09 pm
Shakespeare Quiz
by Greynomad » Sat May 07, 2022 11:23 pm
Q: Which of Shakespeare’s characters was the largest chicken-killer?
A: Macbeth, cos he did “murder most fowl”!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
(Blame...
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Last post by Greynomad Sat May 07, 2022 11:23 pm
Eve in the garden
by Dot » Fri Apr 15, 2022 2:42 pm
After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. 'So, how is everything going?' inquired God.
'It is all so beautiful, God,' she...
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 15, 2022 2:42 pm
A Chinese Wedding
by Dot » Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:07 pm
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A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is virgin too, but she doesn't know that.
On their wedding night, she cowers...
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OMG... heart that in kindy ... :roll: :roll: :roll:
Sung to the tune of ... ;)
vik... :lol:
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Last post by Vik351 Sun Apr 10, 2022 9:57 am
Women .....
by BruceS » Sat Apr 02, 2022 9:42 pm
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And Men!!
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Last post by Dot Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:30 pm
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Last post by DerekBullock Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:44 am
Easter Blonde
by Dot » Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:35 pm
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A man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the...
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Long & painful GROOOOOAAAAAAANNNN!!
🙄
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Apr 02, 2022 8:44 pm
Irish again
by Dot » Sat Apr 02, 2022 6:48 pm
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Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition.
It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather
had all been able to...
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OK Dottie,
I’ll pay that one. 🤔😁
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Apr 02, 2022 8:41 pm
Da Pope
by Dot » Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:54 pm
The Pope was having a shower. Although he's very strict about celibacy, he occasionally felt he needed to exercise the papal wrist, and this happened...
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Last post by Dot Fri Apr 01, 2022 6:54 pm
Do Blondes have more fun?
by BruceS » Thu Mar 31, 2022 11:38 am
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mmmm, OK!
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That's sad.
When we were at Tokyo Disneyland, we had just walked in and Lucas (3yo) spied Pooh Bear. Started making a beeline for him, just to see...
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Last post by jon_d Fri Apr 01, 2022 4:49 pm
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