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A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce. He asked, What are the grounds for your divorce?
She replied, About four acres and a...
I thought G man would like to try a wig/ toupee on but he said NO so I thought up a way to let him see how he would look . Do you want to see the end...
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MMMM Black and curly Dot!!!!! :lol: :lol: :oops: :oops:
So, you are dying the not so short and curlies Dottie? :lol:
How soon can you get here Peter!!
What's this WE bit though? You reckon it'll take two of you (or more?) to do what Terry can do?
hahahahaha hehehehe...
guy was playing golf one day and got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm...
The Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper, knowing he’d hear nothing and could never testify. He discovers that the bookkeeper has embezzled $10 million....
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Ooooooo!!!
Pants on fire! :o
But rich… :? 8-) :lol:
When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, I...
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Another thing that needs to be added in a line above the Tramp Stamp for those that get that lucky after a certain age If found crying, please return...
After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man: You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?...
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Sounds like those slow release, long lasting Viagra tablets work.
Is this insight from personal experience Jon? How long is long lasting ?
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When God created
Adam and Eve, He said:
I only have two gifts:
One is the art of peeing standing ...
And then Adam stepped forward and shouted:...
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:lol: The version I heard was Eve was gifted multiple orgasms :lol: Unfortunately Adam still only had the single orgasm and Eve spent the rest of her...
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