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Golf joke
by Greynomad » Fri Dec 27, 2024 9:26 am
Did you know that Santa played a round of golf yesterday to unwind after a hectic night in his sleigh.
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Last post by Greynomad Fri Dec 27, 2024 9:26 am
Bondi
by Greynomad » Thu Dec 26, 2024 9:20 am
Q: What do you call a dog in a Santa outfit on Bondi beach?
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Cowbells
by Greynomad » Thu Dec 26, 2024 9:13 am
Q: Why do cows wear bells?
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Know Your Car’s Warning Symbols
by Greynomad » Sun Dec 15, 2024 10:29 pm
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I recently bought a Tee Shirt with that on it :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Dec 16, 2024 11:51 am
Driving laws
by Greynomad » Wed Dec 11, 2024 11:31 pm
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Did you know that, if you’re driving and it rains in Sweden you’re required to use your windscreen wipers?
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There'll be a Facebook page for that. There is for just about everything else. :lol:
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Last post by supersparky Thu Dec 12, 2024 7:06 am
I'm watching you!!
by BruceS » Sat Dec 07, 2024 1:22 pm
We were all at a fishing resort. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with...
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Last post by BruceS Sat Dec 07, 2024 1:22 pm
Octopus
by Greynomad » Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:31 am
Q: What do you call two octopuses/octopi born together?
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Last post by Greynomad Sat Dec 07, 2024 12:31 am
Sunglasses
by Greynomad » Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:53 pm
Boy: Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?
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Last post by Greynomad Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:53 pm
Spelling
by Greynomad » Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:16 pm
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Q: Do you know why DARK is spelled with a K and not a C?
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Dec 04, 2024 10:36 pm
Bar joke
by Greynomad » Tue Dec 03, 2024 9:04 pm
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A dung beetle walks into a bar.
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A great topic title, there must be a few out there that not everyone has heard yet .....
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Dec 03, 2024 11:04 pm
Anthills
by Greynomad » Wed Nov 20, 2024 9:58 am
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Q: Do you know why anthills never have pandemics?
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Q: Do you know why anthills never have pandemics?
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Last post by jon_d Mon Nov 25, 2024 12:03 pm
Really?
by BruceS » Wed Nov 13, 2024 2:47 pm
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Please don't tickle me!!
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Are the girls there to make a withdrawal?
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The Other Ark
by Greynomad » Wed Nov 13, 2024 11:27 pm
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I have long wondered how the freshwater fish managed to survive the Biblical Flood, which covered the entire earth with a saltwater ocean.
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Last post by T1 Terry Wed Nov 13, 2024 11:37 pm
Missing book
by Greynomad » Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:04 pm
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I went to the library the other day and asked the librarian if she had a book about Pavlov’s dog and Schroedlinger’s cat.
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When out walking, if you see someone approaching dressed in camo gear, deliberately walk into them…
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:22 pm
you broke it!
by BruceS » Tue Nov 12, 2024 11:24 am
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Well?
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One advantage of my coeducational high school…
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Last post by Greynomad Tue Nov 12, 2024 10:13 pm
Insurance problem
by Greynomad » Sun Nov 10, 2024 1:21 am
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Nov 11, 2024 7:27 pm
Subeditor humour
by Greynomad » Sun Nov 10, 2024 12:31 pm
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Subeditor humour:
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I particularly like the ant problem a lot of my posts have ant problems :lol:
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Last post by T1 Terry Mon Nov 11, 2024 7:17 pm
Returned under warranty
by Greynomad » Thu Nov 07, 2024 6:12 pm
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I bought a packet of animal crackers from Aldi the other day.
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Soylent Green!
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Last post by T1 Terry Thu Nov 07, 2024 11:02 pm
To bungee or not to bungee
by Greynomad » Tue Nov 05, 2024 1:51 am
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Q: Why don’t blind people bungee jump?
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Q: Why don’t blind people bungee jump?
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Last post by T1 Terry Tue Nov 05, 2024 12:44 pm
Think
by Greynomad » Sun Nov 03, 2024 10:58 pm
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Ththth
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Last post by BernieQ2 Mon Nov 04, 2024 6:01 am
Dog collector
by Greynomad » Sun Nov 03, 2024 11:00 pm
A friend came to me for advice, saying he wanted to start a collection of dogs.
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Last post by Greynomad Sun Nov 03, 2024 11:00 pm
New tool
by Greynomad » Sat Nov 02, 2024 11:14 pm
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👍👍👍
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Last post by BernieQ2 Sun Nov 03, 2024 6:11 am
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