Old Farts...

[Newcastle George]

If anyone walks into our house with a hat on I ask them to remove it, regardless of wether they be an adult or youngster.

George

[Busman]

Never trust a man that drives with his hat on..................

[Newcastle George]

Particularly when he's driving a Volvo.

George

[Chuck]

I am a 90% fartess,

Sorry Dottie,
On first reading I thought you had written ‘fartless’... and was ready to challenge that statement.

Oh! Thanks for letting that story outa the bag Dot!

OK... Here it is... Mid 1965 I was posted (RAAF) to Ubon in Thailand & during the early part of my 15 month tour there I, along with a few mates managed to get a leave pass for the evening - had to be back on base by midnight - so we headed into what town there was for a street feed. Then continued on to a so called night club... bit rough...

Couple of nice looking young ladies came to our table - the usual reason - & we continued with a few drinks & the odd shuffle type dance then sat down & the one I was with decided to sit on my lap. No, I did not object - especially when her hand wandered down to my inner thigh. So, as my hand played catch up on her inner thigh I suddenly froze!!

My hand ended up on a naked pair of balls!!!

This young lady wasn't ...

I jumped up that fast she ended up on the floor whilst I got kinda embarrassed & quickly decided to head back to the base.

That's the tidied up version!

[T1 Terry]

I didn't think I was an OLD fart yet, however maybe I was wrong.

We just spent 10 days in Phuket, and when walking down the main tourist street, the scantily dressed Thai ladies outside the massage parlours, just ignored me, whereas the 20 to 50 year old gents really got harassed to "come in side".

Maybe there are some advantages in being 72+

Ross

I remember my dad saying the same thing when he visited Thailand many years ago. I think the old girl ( mum) was p'eed off for weeks.

Because he had the invites or because he didn't get any invites?

[Dot]

love yu Chuck xx

[supersparky]

Because he did. While they were walking down the street together.

[T1 Terry]

Starting to think I'm a bit closer to the old fart stage than I cared to admit. I remember working 14hr days 7 days a week for a 21 day shut down and being a tad exhausted at the end, but I've only been going 11 hrs today on this solar job and I already feel like I'm ready to fall over
This getting old sucks big time. I'm guessing the ladder slipping out from under me this morning barking the shin and corking the thigh while tearing bit off that and a bruise up the side of the left knee didn't help things. I'm just glad no one had a phone out to take a video and put it on the net or something I was in a mess tangled up in the ladder with the scaffold pulled over on me as well trying to hold myself off the ground with the one free arm

[supersparky]

T1, Yep, getting old sucks.

Chuck, Love your ladyboy story. I'd love to hear the uncut version.

[Chuck]

I'm gradually forgetting it David!