Thought for Today

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Actually, the Aussie one is the strangest, Gas is just a shortened form of gasoline, but petrol could be considered a shorted form of petroleum, but petroleum covers the whole spectrum of products derived from crude oil .....

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A bloke walks into a confessional.
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Thats probably all I should say.
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David ,please fill in the blanks? :D :D :D
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There ya go.

:) :lol: :lol:
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supersparky wrote: Tue May 18, 2021 4:55 pm A bloke walks into a confessional.
Wow, they certainly have improved the conditions in here since last time I visited. Fine Scotch, nudie magazines, though they all look to be blokes, and fine cigars.
Priest comes in and say
Get out you bloody fool, you're in myside
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Thats probably all I should say.
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SWMBO had an interesting internet experience yesterday.
Op Shop had an electric-powered breast pump donated. (Retail price: $280!)
As it was such an unusual thing to sell s/hand, she decided to advertise it on a ‘buy, swap, sell’ web page (with several local editions) on Farcebook.
The ‘b’ word was not accepted on a few of the locations but OK on others. To have the item accepted, she had to amend the wording to ‘nursing mother’s feeding aid’. :roll:
Prudery unlimited is so frustrating.
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The three unwritten rules of life:

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Yesterday a woman approached me and said she recognised me from the Vegetarian Club.
I swear I've never met herbivore.
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A properly trained man can be a dog’s best friend.
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